tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56461107944226133062024-03-18T09:15:01.025+00:00Love Life & Everything InbetweenLittle Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.comBlogger115125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-38981669872505186672015-03-01T14:01:00.001+00:002015-03-01T14:01:29.058+00:00New Blog Page!!Hey guys,<br />
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THANK YOU :-)Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-25966568450787732112015-02-01T15:56:00.001+00:002015-02-01T16:02:04.560+00:00Mood Killers!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Have you ever been in a situation in the bedroom where it is
great until one thing ruined it? Well, that is what a friend of mine and I were
discussing the other day when she had a bit of a bad time with a guy. She had
been dating this guy for a few weeks and she was really enjoying her time with
him until one night, mid sex, he said, “we could be making babies right now.” <br />
Instantly she was put off by this. It made me laugh so much that someone would
say such a thing during sex.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So I decided to come up with my very own list of sex mood
killers. The following are things I have noticed myself or happened to me
whilst having sex or things my friends have told me. Y’all know I like to do my
market research </span><span style="font-family: Wingdings; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-char-type: symbol; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;"><span style="mso-char-type: symbol; mso-symbol-font-family: Wingdings;">J</span></span><o:p></o:p></div>
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Probably one of the worst mood killers EVER!! This is one that happened to me a
few years back. At the time I was not so sexually active/knowledgeable and he
was holding my hands with his and started banging away. I couldn’t feel much
and I remember saying, “put it in already,” to which he responded, “It is in.”
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Got a cat or a dog? Do they like to watch you have sex? Do you feel awkward if
your pet is watching? My dog Lula is highly attached and terrorizes any male
that steps into my house. <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Wouldn’t bother
me so much to be honest but I know some people that find it very uncomfortable.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Man in the mirror.</strong><br />
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Ever been distracted by your own reflection? One of my best friends has a giant
closet in her room that has a mirror on it so she can see herself when she is
in bed. A while back she was having sex with this guy and for her; it was not
an issue at all. For him, he kept getting irritated by it and hated it until
she made him relax at the thought of it and then, started to bang her and look
in the mirror the rest of the session. She said he was making it seem as if he
was in a porno. Amazing!<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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selfie.</strong><br />
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Umm, no, please don’t take a selfie of our after sex look. I am a queen of
selfies, if you follow me on Instagram (@lalavak) you will see so, but even I am
not one for the after sex selfie. Why?! So everyone can see you are getting
laid? My bed hair and red cheeks can stay in the bedroom cheers. <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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I have to say, this is something that really gets to me. Funny facial
expressions and men’s noises. I genuinely crack up anytime I am with someone
who has funny facial expressions in the bedroom. There was a guy once who had a
quivering bottom lip. Yes, you read correctly. His bottom lip would quiver and
he would make these awkward noises everytime he was about to cum! A friend of
mine told me that he was hooking up with a girl once who not only would do this
weird thing with her eyes but would scream so loudly, he had to shove his fist
in her mouth or put a pillow over her head as it was so distracting for him.
Hysterical!<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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Never, I repeat NEVER leave your itunes on shuffle when having sex. Yes it
starts great when R Kelly sex in the bedroom and Ginuwine <span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>pony come on but then it skips to Westlife
flying without wings or Atomic Kitten the tide is high and BOOM, the mood has
gone and you both are laying there like ummm what now?! You genuinely do not
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I will be honest, for me, this is not such
a mood killer. Maybe because I can at times be a bit of a nerd or an awkward
person, but for some of my friends, this is a major oi va voy! One of my girls
expressed her absolute cringe out of this when she hooked up with this cutie. She
was on top and he came and was so excited he high fived her and she was not too
pleased. My ex and I high fived each other once after a really good sesh and
both found it hysterical. Each to their own.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Say my name say my name..</strong><br />
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Yeah, umm that is not my name! A very awkward moment I can imagine when having
sex with someone and they call you by the wrong name. I think this is one that
guys do more than girls. I don’t know any girl that has said the wrong guy’s
name but one of my boys told me once that he said 3 names until he got to the
right one and she pushed him off her, got up, put her clothes on and left his
place. OUCH!<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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What is possibly one of the worst things that could ever happen to you while
you are having sex? This one is worse than a condom splitting, or one of you
crying mid sex.. Leaving your phone on the bed and accidently calling someone. What
would be the worst thing about that situation? Yeah, calling your parents’
house line. I will end it there. Goodnight. <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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</span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong>Goodnight sweetheart well
it’s time to go..</strong><br />
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There comes a time in every guy or girls life where you have got really drunk
and ended up with someone at one of your places, started having sex and though
you are really enjoying it, start to fall asleep. We all need some good shut
eye, especially after a drunken night out, but at least try and enjoy the
session without yawning, embarrassing or what! <br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Lots of love..</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Little Miss V..xx</span><br />
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Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-7921002527024897382015-01-21T16:16:00.000+00:002015-01-21T16:16:39.730+00:00The Mighty O!
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Earlier this week I was passed an article named “The Vaginal
Orgasm Does Not Exist!”<br />
It amused me to read that as an opening title as earlier last week, my girls
and I were discussing orgasms.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes;"> </span>Then I
had a think, how different are men and women when it comes to orgasms?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I decided to research into this subject further and what was
the first thing I read? ‘Men have a higher sex drive than women, pushing them
to orgasm more often.’ I mean, really? As if we didn’t know that. By the amount
of dick pictures I receive and how often men whip them out, it is beyond me
that some of them still have full time jobs. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Anyway, further into my research I found out that the
average man thinks about sex 34 times a day while for a woman, it is only 9.
Now we all know I am not your average kind of girl, so I probably do think
about sex around that a day (or more) but 34?! How does someone think about sex
34 times a day? No wonder why men never remember anything, they have been too
busy in the day thinking about sex and bashing one out at the toilet at work!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">Back to orgasms though, it seems as though it can be quite
similar for both sex in terms of sensation and duration. <span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial;">Women have described the
sensations of orgasm as beginning with a sense of suspension, quickly followed
by an intensely pleasurable feeling that usually begins at the clitoris and
spreads throughout the pelvis. The genitals are often described as becoming
warm, electric or tingly, and these physical sensations usually spread through
some portion of the body. Most women also feel muscle contractions in their
vagina or lower pelvis, often described as "pelvic throbbing". </span><span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;">Similarly, the male
orgasm begins with a deep warmth or pressure that corresponds the point when
ejaculation cannot be stopped. It is then felt as sharp, intensely pleasurable
contractions involving the pelvic muscles, rectum and genitals. Finally, a warm
rush of fluid or a shooting sensation is felt whilst semen is ejaculated.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">The
reason the article I was shown wrote that the vaginal orgasm doesn’t exist is
because it has come to show that like I mentioned above, it is the clitoris
that holds the key to female pleasure. Don’t know about all you ladies out
there, but I am sure I can vouch for most females that when they have had an
orgasm it is because the correct female erectile organs were effectively
stimulated. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Well,
you would know unless you have been hooking up with those guys who finger you
as if they are stuffing a turkey, basically seeing how many fingers he can get
up there without even paying any attention to the clit, the part that gets us
going. Guys, remember, if you want to treat the vagina like a turkey, don’t
forget the giblet!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">To
make you aware, you can release fluid (cum) without having an orgasm. Men, ever
felt like you were going to cum and you reached that point and then released
and nothing came out? Well congratulations, you had an orgasm without cum. It
happens! Ladies, if you thought it was just you that doesn’t orgasm often,
don’t worry, most women don’t orgasm every time they have sex. Yes we can cum
often, but to have a mind blown, out of this world, blackout kind of orgasm is
rare. Probably because men don’t know to stimulate the clit!! <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;">If
you are in a relationship, you would have learnt what gets you going and what
brings you to the point of exhilaration. If not, try </span><span style="background: white;">a friction position. This may help you have an orgasm
during sex. Get on top, for example, so the top of your clit is rubbing
directly on your partner’s pubic bone.</span> Let your partner know when he’s
on the right track, either by telling him what feels great or by moaning.<span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;">Ladies,
</span><span style="background: white;">you can’t talk the talk if you don’t know
what turns you on. To train your body to be orgasmic, you have to masturbate</span>!
It’s the best way to learn what you will like. <span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;">If you need some help in the form of a battery
operated friend for some alone time, I highly recommend Vibrator Kingdom. They
have products like no other site I have come across.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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One of my favorite product of theirs is the Fairy Baby vibe, it even comes with
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<span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">If
you have any comments on this subject I would love to hear your thoughts.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="background: white; mso-bidi-font-family: Helvetica;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Ps..
Ladies, don’t forget to do your kegel exercises! <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-75629784935992577262015-01-04T15:08:00.000+00:002015-01-04T15:08:59.195+00:00Things women do on a date!
<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Have you ever come back from a date and
wondered why you did certain things? Like, could the date have gone better if
you did something different? I went on a date not so long ago, the guy took me
for dinner and I noticed myself having habits that I am actually now sure, most
women have.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><u><strong>The menu<o:p></o:p></strong></u></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">We went for dinner to a vegan restaurant -
he knows I was vegan and am now veganarian (eat fish and eggs, no meat or
dairy) so he chose the place which I liked. Anyway, if any of you reading have
been to a vegan restaurant, you will know that the menu isn’t your simple
Ceaser salad or burger and chips. No no, everything is slightly more complex.
So usually on a date you look at the menu and start analyzing, like is that too
expensive? If I get and burger and fries will he think I am an obese pig? But
if I get a salad I will still be hungry and want desert.. etc etc, you know
what I mean. Here, I was trying to decide if the cashew parmesan for the spelt
pasta will get stuck in my teeth or the cress from the god knows what sandwich
it was, get stuck down my throat. Anyway, whilst thinking about all of this, he
was talking and talking and all I wanted to do was scan the menu!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><u>Wardrobe<o:p></o:p></u></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Have you realised, when you go on a date
you make extra effort? Usually, and do not deny, you spend 80% of your time
home in your pjs and even when going out, jeans and a t-shirt with bed hair, but
for a date it’s much more effort spent, extra time on the makeup and you even
blow dry your hair, all for someone you may never see again!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><u>Judging/clues</u></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Whilst on this date, and actually others, I
try to do a full once over look. What kind of shoes is he wearing? Does he have
dirt in his finger nails? Does he slurp when he drinks or eats with his mouth
open? Obviously, these are all put off signs. Did he talk about his family? Love
his mum? He is a keeper!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><u><strong>Awkward silence!<o:p></o:p></strong></u></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">THE WORST EVER!! Honestly, there is nothing
I hate more than when you are on a date and it goes silent. Both of you sit
there wondering if the other will say something and then when they don’t, you
make sure you do so it doesn’t stay awks for too long. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><u>Conversation<o:p></o:p></u></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">For some people, the conversation gets going
and doesn’t stop. But sometimes, you have to think before you speak. Will he
find my job interesting? Will he remember the names of all my girls I have
talked about? This guy blurted out some gibberish about his ex-girlfriend and
straight away, I was put off. He kept trying to get around it though after. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><o:p><span style="font-family: Calibri;"> </span></o:p></span><span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><u>Phone down!<o:p></o:p></u></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">As women, we love our phones and love to be
social, but unless it is your emergency person calling to help you get out of
the date, do not answer any other phone calls. You would be pissed off if he
did. You wanna update your friends? Pop to the bathroom and message them ASAP!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><u>Bail!<o:p></o:p></u></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Talking of keeping your phone away unless you
need it to call your “Bail me out of date” person. I think most of us have
bailed on a date. I have, twice. Both in the last year actually. One I used the
excuse that I felt dizzy and needed to go home, and the other, well I told him I
was a transgender going through my change and still had a dick.. True story!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><u>Sparks<o:p></o:p></u></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Have you ever been on date and you got
butterflies because you thought “WOW, he could be the one!?” Yeah, I am sure many
of you reading said no. It is not something that happens often. When it does,
it is great and you want a second date as soon as possible, but if it hasn’t happened
by date three, move on. I blame Disney for this whole butterfly thing. You know,
as a kid you watched these movies and there was always a happy ever after with
birds and butterflies. These days it is more like rats and insects!<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><strong><u>Smart Ass<o:p></o:p></u></strong></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">For some reason, when I go on a date, I try
to talk about what is going on in the news at the time, just to try and seem a
bit smarter. I know you ladies reading do the same. Guys, I have just given
away a big secret. But tis true, we do like to pretend we are smarter than we
are. Remember girls, if he asks you a question on a subject you know nothing
about, change subject by asking him a question. Men are dumb, he will never
even realise.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><u><strong>Lateness<o:p></o:p></strong></u></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">I am always late. When I die, I will
probably be late for my own funeral. I cannot help it. Sometimes it is just
fashionably late, sometimes, late late! When late to a date, it isn’t actually
because we are trying to be fashionable. It is more like we are scatter
brained, indecisive and spent 45 minutes trying to find the perfect outfit.</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">I hope when reading this you found some similarities to yourselves.</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">If you have anything to add, just let me know at <a href="mailto:blogdoll21@gmail.com">blogdoll21@gmail.com</a></span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Lots of Love..</span></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Little Miss V..x</span></span></div>
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<![endif]-->There has come a stage in each one of our lives where we
have broken up from a partner and felt a little sad and lonely. You know, that
part where you are in bed, all alone, wishing someone else was there next to
you, until BOOM, you turn over in the bed to cuddle the person you thought was
there and instead, discover a whole side to a bed you didn’t know you had! The
cold, soft side has been there all along, who knew?! You now don’t feel so
alone. You lay in bed making angel shapes as if you were in the snow as you
have so much space.<br />
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But what happens when you turn back to your side and no one
is there to spoon you and turn you on in the middle of the night. Then, the
sense of loneliness comes back to haunt you. </div>
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Then you think to yourself, wouldn’t a bit of rebound sex
fix all these bad feelings I am having?</div>
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When I broke up with my ex, I genuinely made a rebound sex
list. I have a high sex drive, I enjoy sex but now I am not in a relationship, I
thought to myself, “What am I going to do?” So I made a list. A list of
potential people I could sleep with including people I previously dated, people
I previously slept with, friends I have a crush on, a bar tender from a bar
down the road and even a guy from Tinder. There they were. All these names on a
list and I didn’t know where to start.<br />
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Don’t get me wrong and think I am an emotionless bitch. (Umm
ok, I kinda am!) I do have feelings, (sometimes) and was sad to be going
through a break up but I am just not one of those girls who can sit and mope
around. I have an ego. I need to feel desirable again and I personally think
the best way to get over a break up is go out and have fun. (That doesn’t mean
go have sex with every Tom, Dick and Harry.) I mean to go out with your girls,
meet some guys and not sit around at home crying over past pictures or
messages. There is a reason you broke up, take it, embrace it and move on.<br />
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So I have come up with some steps to navigate whether or not
you are ready for rebound sex:<br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><u><b>Be true to yourself.</b></u><br />
If this break up has torn you to the point that you cannot eat, sleep or get
out of bed and feel like death is the next step, then do not do it. You are not
ready. Don’t even pretend and say “I’m fine” because you are not. Casual sex will
make you feel like shit and you may decide to slit your wrist after for feeling
like a whore. <br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">2)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> <u><b>
</b></u></span></span></span><u><b>Be honest with your partner.</b></u><br />
If you are able to get out of bed, go have fun and have casual sex, let the
person know where you are at. If you just want to let your inner sexual beast
out and are not wanting anything more than some NSA sex, let them know. Let your
partner make the decision as to whether or not they want to hook up with you in
your current situation. Girls, guys will not give a shit that you just broke up
with someone. In fact, guys like being rebound shag. Guys, be honest with the
girl. Girls do not take things the same way and may feel as if they are being
used. Honesty is the best policy here bitches!<br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">3)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><u><b>Do it for the right reasons.</b></u><br />
You may have had a shitty break up and are pissed off at your ex. If this is
the case, don’t go and shag your ex’s best friend to get back at them. Never be
that kind of moron! It may be that near the end, the sex was lame and you are
gagging for a good session. Have rebound sex because you want to feel good!<br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">4)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><u><b>If your feelings change, stop!</b></u><br />
Sometimes when you come out of a relationship you move on, have casual sex and
think you can handle it. Next thing you know, you are into your new fuck buddy
and you start getting feelings. If that happens, stop. It will only be yourself
that will get hurt. Do not mix sex and emotions. Never a happy ending.<br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">5)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><u><b>Be safe!</b></u><br />
Most of you are not stupid enough to go hang out at your local hooker alley and
by drugs, so I don’t mean you need to be safe in that way, I have faith in y’all.
What I mean is to be safe and use protection because you know, when you are in
a relationship it is great not to have to use condoms and now that you are
sleeping with the old crush, the tinder and the bar tender, you never know who
they have been sleeping with. Don’t be a fool, wrap the tool!</div>
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Lots of Love..<br />
<br />
Little Miss V..xx</div>
Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-74709176557945975682014-11-10T14:36:00.000+00:002014-11-11T07:50:15.383+00:00You're Hot & You're Cold.. You're Yes & You're No!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">You know what it’s like girls. You are dating a guy, he is
excited to be with you, wants to see you all the time, even gets you little
gifts, calls and messages all the time and then suddenly, the shift. Something
changes and he pulls back.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">He stops making plans like he used to and starts making
excuses. You start to feel like you did something wrong or he just doesn’t like
you as much anymore.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">As females, we always think it is us and it is our fault
because we are full of feelings and emotions. But let me tell you something
girls, it IS the typical “it’s not you it’s me” thing. Why is that? Because men
are a completely weird and fucked up species? Yes, that too, but the real
reason is because men get scared. They like to act like they are tough and hard
on the outside, but on the inside, they are weak and also, full of emotions
that they don’t know how to handle.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">When a man gets truly close to a woman and deeply intimate for any
extended period of time, he loves that feeling and wants more of it. But the
strange part of this is that the moment a man experiences this period of
intense closeness, he will take some space for himself. It’s like he needs to
recover from something, like injuring a muscle after a workout and needs to be
rested, that is how a man is. He needs to be alone before he can be strong
again. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">But why does being in a relationship make a man feel weak?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">There is something that I have come to realize, and that is, a man
needs to feel like he has a purpose. That is the only reason a man may want to
withdraw from you, is because he is not living his purpose. You see, it is
important for him to know what he is doing in life and what his purpose is. It
could be excelling in his work, having his own company or even training in a
sport. Sometimes a man doesn’t even know what his purpose is.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">When a man isn’t going after his own purpose or has fallen away from
it, he will become irritated and it will often get in the way of the
relationship he is in.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">For a prime example, take my friend *Melody. She had been with her
boyfriend for nearly two years. They lived together and everything was going
great until one day he told her he needed a break. She was gob smacked and
shocked as she thought everything was fine! Why did he need a break? Because he
had lost himself slightly within the relationship. He had stopped playing
tennis every week like he used to and even stopped plans of a business he was
trying to open. Though he loved Melody, he couldn’t continue the relationship
with her if he couldn’t fulfil his life purposes. When she came to me for
advice, I told her that she needs to let him go and do his thing. Give him
space and let him find himself again and his purpose in life and in no time he
will come running back. Though she didn’t want to be without him, she did just
that and only a month later, he had his shit figured out and knew that he
needed her in his life and she was part of his “purpose.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">So, what to do if your man is withdrawing from you ladies?<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
<br />
<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpFirst" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;">
<!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #111111; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">1)</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Never give him
an ultimatum!! <br />
This is the number 1 no no! When a guy is already in a weak state and is
already withdrawn from you, by telling him, “it’s me or the business” (for
example) he will most certainly not chose you. You are just adding unnecessary
pressure that he does not need at that time.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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<!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #111111; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">2)</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Do not try and
convince him of something.<br />
You may think you know your man well, and I am sure you do, but do not try to
convince him of something when deep down, he is unsure. Like an ultimatum, you
want a man to be committed to you on a physical, mental and emotional level
without added force,<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpMiddle" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;">
<!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #111111; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">3)</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Don’t overshare
your feelings.<br />
As women, we like to talk. We want to be open with our man and hope he will do
the same in return. Well guess what ladies? This won’t happen. You think by
sharing your feelings first, he will share his in return. But if he is already
being withdrawn from you, this will frustrate him as if he knows you well, he
will know you are only trying to get something out of him. Once he is recharged
and ready to share his emotions with you, he will. Don’t rush him.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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<div class="MsoListParagraphCxSpLast" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt 36pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18pt;">
<!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="color: #111111; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%; mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">4)</span><span style="font-size-adjust: none; font-stretch: normal; font: 7pt/normal "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span dir="LTR"></span><span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Do not set
unrealistic expectations.<br />
You know when things are going well with a guy, you get excited. You want to
move things forward even when they guy has not said anything about a next step.
Then the typical happens, the guy stops calling or texting and the girl is left
speechless and has no idea what the hell is going on. Why did this happen?
Because women like to create expectations about how the relationship should be
and how he should act. When this doesn’t go the way we want, you become
disappointed. This then winds up in confrontation in an angry way and creates
distance and tension. The flip of it is, the woman will then try to act as if
she is totally fine with it being a casual relationship when deep down, she is
fuming. It is only natural.<br style="mso-special-character: line-break;" />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">So what it
comes down to is being yourself and letting your man be himself. No pressure,
no ultimatums and no pushing. Let him have his space, always, and let him have some control like a man feels like he should. By doing all of the above, hopefully you and your man will have the perfect relationship.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Lots of love..</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;">Little Miss V..xx</span></span></div>
Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-21085545408716035692014-10-26T14:34:00.003+00:002014-10-26T14:37:54.586+00:00A Dick A Week!<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><br /><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">You probably clicked on this in hopes of reading that
I get a dick a week. Steady on, I'm not that easy. But the title is true. You
see, having a blog like this and having an email address makes some guys think that
it is ok to send me dick pictures. Sorry, my profile says about who I am and
what I do, not 'please go ahead and send me a picture of your wrinkled,
shrivelled up man package.'<br />
<br />
When did it become socially ok to just randomly send someone, who you don't
even know, a picture of your private parts? Don't get me wrong, I have sent a
few pictures in my time but usually to guys I am having a sexual relationship
with at the time. There are a lot of internet trolls out there and you need to
know the person you are sending pictures to as you never know where they will
end up otherwise.<o:p></o:p></span>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">I think it is actually great when couples send each other
dirty pictures of themselves. </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;">A recent survey conducted revealed that 36% of women are sending or
posting nude images of ourselves to guys. 72% send them to be 'fun or
flirtatious', and 59% will send snaps as a sexy present for their boyfriend.
For a lot of us, sexting can help keep the relationship going, especially when
it is long distance and you aren’t able to see each other as often as you would
like to</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"> or you might just miss each other and want to let
them know what they will be coming home to, and that is FINE! What is not fine
is when people decide to share these pictures with other people. If I send you
a racy picture, it is because I trust you, and trust you not to share it with
your group of boys. <o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;">Personally,
I see "sexting" as a harmelss bit of fun. Girls, if you want to
message a guy naughty words and tell him all the things you want to do to him,
DO IT! Boys, if you want to send a picture of your jolly rancher to a girl, DO
IT! If you are going to say things, live up to it. No point being all mouth.
(Well, depends where your mouth is going to be!)<o:p></o:p></span>
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amusing about sexting are the ‘talkers’ and when it comes to it, they are for
sure not ‘doers.’ For example, I met this guy once and our chat instantly
became very flirty and he would message me all the things he ‘wanted to do to
me.’ When it came to it, it was one of the worst shags of my life. He was all
talk, well, all message. It is very easy to type something
reckless…crazy…risqué…yes you see the words, but most of us feel less of a
commitment emotionally to the written word. Many men can write the words “I
love you” in a valentine’s card or in a text message, but actually saying those
three little words out loud, no chance!! In much the same way, writing down
what you would like to do sexually is a lot easier than saying it. I mean,
whilst in the bedroom, could you actually imagine saying out loud the filthy
things you can say in a message? No, me neither!<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;">So from this
post, guys, please don’t use this as an opportunity to attempt to send me a
picture of your little friend. If I want it, I will ask for it!<o:p></o:p></span>
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to know if any of you have any funny stories in regards to ‘sexting!’<o:p></o:p></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;">Email me at <a href="mailto:blogdoll21@gmail.com"><span style="color: windowtext;">blogdoll21@gmail.com</span></a><o:p></o:p></span>
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<span style="font-size: 14pt; line-height: 115%;">Lots of
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Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-55620839930761996102014-09-28T15:48:00.001+01:002014-09-28T15:48:41.284+01:00No Strings Attached!<span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; font-family: "Calibri","sans-serif"; font-size: 11pt; line-height: 115%; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-language: HE; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-bidi; mso-fareast-font-family: Calibri; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">I was talking with a male friend of mine about no strings attached sexual
relationships. He asked me as a girl, is it ok to have one? I replied, “of
course it is, as long as you are aware of what type of fling it is and what
your partner’s expectations are!”<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">So
obviously we got onto the conversation about it. Can women have sex like men? It
is one of those taboo questions if you think about it. Guys will always say no,
and that if a woman has sex like a man does, she is a slut. Why is that? Why must
we be titled some kind of label for doing the same as them?<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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isn’t always so straightforward though. It’s often assumed that men think of
sex as just a physical act with ‘no strings’ more often than women do. But when
it comes down to it, it can actually be confusing for both sexes. You see,
after sex, our bodies are rushing with post-orgasmic chemicals – main one being
Oxytocin which tells our brain that we want to bond emotionally as well as
physically, meaning one of you may want to cuddle after the huddle. So, with
this in mind, is no strings attached sex ever ok? <o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><strong><u>The
Friend with Benefits:</u></strong><br />
Do not believe what you see/read/hear people. Without a doubt, one side will
always fall for the other eventually. This type of NSA sex will go one way or
another. It can either turn into a great relationship or someone gets hurt. In my
experience and from having FB’s, it usually just goes sour anyway. No FB can
ever really turn into a real buddy.<o:p></o:p></span><br />
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><u><strong>The
Tinder Hook Up:</strong></u><br />
You both know what it is. You met online, conversation got flirty quite
instantly, you are watsapp messaging and next thing you know, you are on a
night out with your friends drunk and you end up at this person’s apartment. Great
first meet. I doubt there will be any snuggles after. Clean and go people,
clean up and go!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><u><strong>The
Rebound:</strong></u><br />
I think this one is usually more beneficial for the guy. You know, a girl just
got out of a relationship and she needs revenge sex to feel like she’s getting
back at her ex (when really, he couldn’t give two shit’s and already started
sleeping with someone a week after they broke up.) Guys, if you are looking for
casual sex, this could be the one for you. Give her your shoulder if she needs
to cry, your ears if she wants you to listen, and then your dick for when she
is ready to suck. But, you need to be careful with this one that she doesn’t mislead
your wanting of sex and ‘being there for her’ as more and a potential
relationship. Make it clear that you are there to help her release her sexual
demons!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Drunk Partygoer:</strong></u><br />
It’s 2am, you are wasted in a bar and the guy/girl you like is giving you the
look. You know, basically eye fucking you. So take the eye fucking to the next
level to real fucking. Whisper sweet words into his/her ear and get them home
with you. Whatever happens, the next morning make sure you don’t leave without
a goodbye. Even if you had beer goggles on and are completely not interested,
there is nothing worse than waking up with a hangover and rejection all in one.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;"><strong><u>The
Friend of a Friend:</u></strong><br />
So it’s a friend’s birthday party and there is a whole group of you out and you
spot someone in the group you like and you go over and flirt. You completely
hit it off and have both had a bit to drink so what seem like harmless fun at
the time could get awkward at the breakfast table the next morning. Don’t avoid
eye contact and try to make jokes. Always keep that situation on a good level
because don’t forget, you have mutual friends and you will both be embarrassed.
<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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here’s the down low. All of you reading this can probably relate to one (or
more) of these situations. I know I can. If you are in it for sex, and just sex
then good for you, but be careful that Oxytocin doesn’t creep in because once
you lean in for that one snuggle, it all goes down the shitter. As guys are bad
at messaging, make sure you message the girl. We don’t need phone calls and
hearts, but a text here or there to assure us it wasn’t just meaningless can go
a long way. If you can tell that the other side wants more and you don’t, just
be honest. Honesty is the best policy.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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</span><span lang="EN-GB" style="color: black; mso-ansi-language: EN-GB;">Good
luck guys and girls! If anyone has any good stories for me about NSA
relationships, email me at <a href="mailto:blogdoll21@gmail.com"><span style="color: blue;">blogdoll21@gmail.com</span></a><o:p></o:p></span><br />
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</span></span>Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-62327997034286321042014-09-04T15:25:00.001+01:002014-09-04T15:25:19.444+01:00When Mr.Boots Met Ralph..
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Has anyone ever asked you what the craziest thing you have
said/done to get out of a bad date? Someone asked me once and I had to think
really long and hard. Now, what happened last night will always spring to mind.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">It was a warm, August evening in Tel Aviv and I had agreed to meet
my date, we will call him Mr. Boots for now, at the beach for a chilled,
relaxing evening. Sometimes it’s nice to get away from the generic ‘bar’ date.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Boots is one I met on Tinder and we had been chatting for 6 days.
Conversation was always flowing and he seemed really funny and sweet, a bit on
the desperate side, but ok. So I agreed to meet him when he said he had a day
off of work, being a baggage handler at the airport, and wanted to keep his
evening free for me.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">So the date comes around and there he is standing in all his 5
foot seven glory, (sense the sarcasm here please, I am the same height) and
smiling from ear to ear. He gave me a hug hello with his nice, muscly arms and
down to the sand we went. He bought the drink, I bought the blanket and there
we sat. Conversation got flowing and I now realise I should ask guys for
pictures of them smiling, not just the ones on their profiles. Boots’ pictures
were all a bit posey or mouth shut selfies. So when he talked, I saw the inside
of his mouth. I wish I hadn’t. His gums were so red it looked like he had a
severe gum infection. His teeth were an awful shade of custard and his lips
were really chappy and cracked. Strike 1!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Trying to put all of that aside, I remember his hat. He was
wearing a trucker hat to a first date. Moving my eyes downwards, I notice his
boots. Yes, boots. It is August in Tel Aviv meaning that it is about 30 degrees
at night and he is wearing boots. I was so shocked I said to him, “it’s like 50
degrees out why would you be wearing boots?” His answer, “when I came back from
America I was so broke I didn’t have any money to buy new shoes!” Strike 2. My
reply, “didn’t you get back 5 months ago?” His reply, “yeah but I literally had
no money!” Nobody wants to hear about how brass you are. I am no gold digger
but I am not messin with some broke… male.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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starts talking about other girls he has dated. Strike 3. Do you think I care
why it didn’t work out with each and every one of them? No, I don’t. By now, as
you can tell, I was beginning to get frustrated and I knew I had to get out of
this date somehow. I didn’t want to be the bitch I know I can be and say,
“listen, this isn’t gonna work so let’s end it now.” If I did that, I would
have to walk away first and that would have been awkward, seeing as we were
sitting on my blanket.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">So I made something up. Something so bizarre and ridiculous.
Something I don’t think anyone apart from me, this brilliant actress could do.
I told him I had a dick. Yes, you read correctly. I told this boy, who had
driven 25 minutes to see me and who was so excited, that I am a transgender now
going through my transition. That I had my Adam’s apple shaved, my breasts
implanted and my testosterone levels reduced due to the oestrogen I was taking.
I even told him that my dick and balls had shrivelled so small because of the
medication as it’s the only way to have the surgery to make me a natural
vagina.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Where was this all coming from? How was I able to communicate all
of this to him without hysterically laughing? Luckily, I like a good
documentary so I thank my lucky stars I watched one on transgenderism.
Obviously he didn’t believe me. He kept laughing and trying to make jokes and
there I was tough face on, acting as if I was being deadly serious. I even told
him not to joke as it is so sensitive for me. He finally started to
believe me.<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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<span style="color: black; font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt; mso-bidi-font-family: "Times New Roman"; mso-fareast-font-family: "Times New Roman";">Well, at that point we both knew the date was coming to an end.
“Why didn’t you tell me over our messages instead of making me drive 25 minutes
to meet you?” He asked. Come on, what’s 25 minutes?! Anyway, I replied with, “I
guess I just liked you and thought you may be different from the rest, but it’s
ok, you’re the same and I understand that not every guy will be accepting of
this.” How I am not an actress, I will never know. He didn’t know what to say
so I mentioned that I think the date is over. As we were saying good bye I went
to high five him, (for some odd reason, like who even high fives these days??)
and asked him, “Do you hate me?” “I don’t hate you but I don’t like that you
lied to me.” Fair enough. “Do you wanna hug it out?” I asked. To his reply,
“ummm we can have a hug but nothing else!” So hugged we did and off I went and
immediately phoned my best friend to tell her this insanely creative, awesome
yet ridiculously bizarre, crazy, stupid story!<o:p></o:p></span></div>
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Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-18072437044135766952014-08-20T15:45:00.001+01:002014-08-20T15:46:34.223+01:00Naked Disney Dudes!<br />
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<span style="font-family: Calibri;">So, a friend of mine sent me a link from Jezebel featuring
pictures of Disney Dudes and what they look like naked. <o:p></o:p></span></div>
<span style="font-family: Calibri;">I forwarded the link to my best friend and even though a
cartoon, we were discussing which ones we would and wouldn’t have. It was as if we were discussing real men! Let me tell
you, it shows different <span style="color: #222222;">length, girth, tone, veins,
pube sitch, etc and it totally matches their personalities, and we all know guys like it. So I have written up my own version of each guy. </span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #222222;"></span><o:p></o:p></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Calibri;"><span style="color: #222222;">So let’s start with Gaston.. We
all know him from Beauty and the Beast to be the manly one all the ladies want,
but not Belle. And now we know why. His over confidence is to make up for the
lack of dick! He is the type that shaves off all his pubes to make it look bigger and better. Doesn't work mate, my thumb is still bigger.</span></span><br />
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Beauty and the Beast and it is the beast himself, aka, Prince Adam. One of
those dicks you are disappointed to see. Pretty gross If you ask me, especially
when flaccid, un-cut and covered in pubes. The type you deffo don’t wanna suck
off.</span><o:p></o:p></span></div>
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you see out and just already know he is going to have a dick that suits you perfectly. You
know, good size, looks way better when erect and not too much bush and you know once inside you, you are in for a good time.</span></span></div>
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the love of Snow White’s life. Posing by Snow White’s wishing well, he is the
type waiting for you to come and ride his average sized, uncut dick. Nothing special
about his dick but his swag and attitude is what will draw you in and you will
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sweet, funny, good looking and oh, would you believe it, has a beautiful penis.
You know what I mean, the type you look at and think, ‘ah, god created you for
me.’ Its long and thick but not too long and thick and you are more than happy
to go down on him as he is perfectly groomed too. Why aren’t there more of
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Shang. You look at this type of guy, muscly and think. ‘Yeah I reckon he has a
nice sized dick’ then you are terribly disappointed when you see it. It’s an
average size penis and hangs down over his tiny ball sack that is smaller than
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woken up by Prince Phillip quite often as you can tell he is a little horny
motherfucker. This ginger cutie has a dick that will reach your gspot but if
you have a wide set vagina, don’t bother. His dick is long and knows how to
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Ali ah BORINGGGGG! He is like a magic lamp, you need to rub it to get it to do
anything. One of those ugly looking dicks with really hairy, large balls. A Grow-er,
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Oh Jonny boyyyy, come here loverrrrr. A circumcised beauty
in all his glory. Tall, good looking, manly and proud of his manhood. He can
paint all the colours of the wind with that large paintbrush. He will give it
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out and you just laughed in his face? Yeah, it kinda happened to me once and
his dick looked like Prince Hans here, if Hook loses another hand by a
crocodile, he will know where to come for another Hook. Don’t bother with this
one ladies, he is the type that will sext you a dick pic from the bottom so you
think it looks good. Lies. All lies!<br />
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Last but not least, we have Flynn who is deffo a Ryder! Not the
most good looking of dicks but it is the one that he can make move on it’s own
like a party trick. It has a little curve but you are cool with it cos his swag
and cool vibe will make you want him, and want more. Plus, he shaves his pubes
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date with someone and thought, "ok he is cute and seems into me and has
been a gentleman, not so sure I'm on it but whatever will see him again?!" But you know you really aren't sure..
This is why sometimes; you just need to trust your gut feeling. You may think its
trapped wind, but more likely than not, it's your gut telling you not to see
that person again. <br />
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So I met this guy online, let's call him Lad. So we spoke one day and that same
day he asked me out. I had no plans and thought I need to get myself out there
more, so I agreed to the date. He picked me up in his Mini and we drove to get
frozen yoghurt. I had told him that I was vegan so he took me to a place that
had soya versions; this made me think 'aww how thoughtful of him!' <br />
So we had our froyo then went to sit by the marina and talk over drinks whilst
looking out to the sea. <br />
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We got on really well, he made me giggle and there was a lot to chat about. He
was also really good looking. Now usually, I don't kiss on a first date. You know
one of those rule thingys but when he kissed me, so out of the blue and so
softly, I couldn't resist but kiss back. After a while we got back in the car
and he drove me home. We said good night with a kiss and up to my apartment I
went. <br />
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The next day he bombarded me with messages and wanted to see me that day. I had
plans. After a few days of him persisting and saying how much he missed me
(which I found odd considering we had only been on one date) I started to get
annoyed. I could also tell he was a bit of a womaniser and I had a feeling I
wasn't the only one. I was kind of put off but would be nice and reply. So
after a few weeks and several lies to say I couldn't see him, I finally decided
YOLO and meet up with him. We said we would chill at his and watch a movie.
This kind of meant, 'I don't think I want you as more than a potential new fuck
buddy.' Whether he got that or not, I was unsure. <br />
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This time, it was a very short meeting. He picked me up, kissed me hello, told
me how much he missed me and we started the journey towards his place. He lives
about a 6 minute drive from me. On the way he took a left down a road near a
bar I go to and just parked up on the side of the road and stared at me then
kissed me. I asked him why we had stopped considered he lived down the road.
His reply was "I want you so bad!" Umm ok, "so keep driving we
are nearly at your house!" He said, "no I want you here and
now!" I said "you are joking right? We are on the street!" He
said he knew and next thing, he just whipped out his dick from his pants,
started wanking and said, "look what you have done to me, help me
baby!" <br />
My mouth dropped to the floor. I was in shock!!!! I looked at him and said,
"you must be having a laugh mate!!" I got up out of the car and slammed
the door shut and started walking off. He was shouting for me to come back and
I told him he was an absolute fruit loop!<br />
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So, on my walk home I called my best friends to let them know. They were just
as shocked as I was. When I look at it now, I find it amusing because he is
such a nutter to do such a thing. <br />
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Knew I should have trusted my gut feeling! </span><br />
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Of course men do many mistakes in bed, we are simple creatures. I really appreciate all the pointers I can get, and have taken upon myself to return the favor. Big thanks to all my boys that happily aired their grievances, and reported what mistakes women do in the bedroom.</div>
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1: Rape fantasies aren't just fantasies, you have a problem. It isn't necessarily a deal-breaker, but I had to put it out there.</div>
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3b: When you are giving me head, you need to love it! Look at my dick as if it's the fountain of youth and you're dying. There is nothing worse than when we expect a solid BJ, but get just 1 minute of unengaged head bobbing, and then a "Now you get on top!". Be engaged, and afterwards we will jump on you. </div>
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5: When you're on top, move vertically. Only move horizontal if you want my dick to break into two pieces. It actually feels like you are dislocating the penis, and when we scream, it is actually screams of pure pain and agony. And if you're unsure which direction is which, let us do you doggy-style whilst you Google it.</div>
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8: Cock-control can be a tricky thing. We have years of experience and practice in holding it in. But sometimes we just can't. There comes a point when it doesn't matter if a nuclear war breaks out, we will finish. It is usually accompanied by our faces looking as if we are smelling vinegar!</div>
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What is one of the main things you talk about when you get together with your girls? Your sex life, obviously. I just love it when me and the girls get together and we discuss our latest shags and who did what and what positions, penis size, good, bad etc!
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So it was funny when a few of my girls and I got onto the subject and were discussing all the things men do in bed that they think we like, when really, we don't!
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To all the males reading this, take note...
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1) When your so into it and he asks you to put the condom on. Ummmm this is not sexual education class and your dick is not a banana. You put the condom on whilst I try to continue looking sexy. </div>
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2) When your giving a blow job and the guy thinks it's ok to push your head as if you are a bobble doll. I have an awful gag reflex, do it one more time and I am vomming on your cock and you will know not to EVER push my head again!
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3) Hard spanking. If the mood is right and we are having a good time, a spank doesn't hurt nobody, well, until it hurts somebody. Spank me that hard again I will box you in the nose!
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4) When a guy tries to remove your underwear with his teeth. Did god create you with hands? Yes. So use them you moron. We are both horny, don't waste my time and make me lose it by using your teeth. It is not sexy. It's off putting. </div>
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5) Wait. Ouch. Hold up. Are you joking me??? You think you can just 'slip' your dick up my ass like I'm not going to notice? It's as dry as a nuns minge darling. Of course I'm going to feel it, I'm in agony. Never try and 'slip' a dick into the A hole. Pre warn and lube us!
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6) Oh did you see that position on a porn film? Good for you but NO! It's all fun I'm sure when you are wanking off watching a porno but it is being filmed and they have practiced. So trying to flip us over like we are a crab on top of a rock upside down is not going to work for either of us. Play it simple, play it cool, let us work into positions together. </div>
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7) Did someone tell you that saying "who's your daddy" was going to turn me on? Because that is probably one of the most awful things a guy can say to a girl in bed. You are not my father. That is just wrong. I'm clearly fucking you because you turn me on (or this is a drunken club meet) and I'm going with it, don't ruin it with sentences like that. Just don't talk! Satisfy us and we are happy!
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8) Guys, it's really cute that you all think you are the master at finger blasting, but if you are trying to pluck strings like I'm a harp, you have it all wrong. Treat our vaginas like a treasure chest. It's golden.
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9) When you cum and we have no idea. It's really annoying when the guy is so quiet so we don't know. Make noises. Moan. It makes us moan. Then let us know your gonna cum, we might be so bored that it'll make us happy. Or if we are enjoying it maybe we can cum together! </div>
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10) DO NOT STOP!!!! Why lord why? I was at the point of orgasmic bliss, I'm at the top of the mountains smelling flowers ahhhhh bisto kind of bliss and you stop. Mother fucker I just fell off the mountain. It's selfish. You stop because you are about to cum? Control it boy! Slow yourself down. Don't full on stop to take a moment because if you do that more than once, I would have lost it. </div>
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I hope you all enjoyed reading it and if there are any you think of, let me know at <a href="mailto:blogdoll21@gmail.com">blogdoll21@gmail.com</a>. </div>
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I would love a guy to do a reply to this about the top 10 things women do in bed that you hate. Get in touch!! </div>
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Lots of love.. </div>
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It’s a funny question when you think about it. What do women
want? I mean, it’s a rather big question, having to think about all the things
you want and generalising. You can ask me in the morning what I want for dinner
that night and I won’t know. It is even more of a shocking question when a guy
asks you what you want. It happened to me on a date once where he looked at me
holding his glass of wine and said “so what is it you want, what are you
looking for?” Ok Mr cheap white wine drinker, I want to leave this date and
look for a taxi! It surely is like the no no of all questions on a date, right?
Because if I tell you that I want to find a serious relationship, you will
agree, making me think oh he isn’t such an asshole or a player, next thing I
know we are drunk and in bed and then he doesn’t call? Bitch please! </div>
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But when it comes to guys, I guess we, as women, kind of do
know what we want. My friends reading this will probably wonder if I know all
of what women want as they know I do not think like your average woman. See, in
the word woman there is the word man. I seem to be able to think like both.
When it comes to dating and sex, yes, I do think like a man. When it comes to
relationships, I am the ultimate woman. (PS, I am learning to cook and bake for
all you sexy males reading this.)</div>
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So here I am about to give a list of what women want. The
girly girls, the boyish girls, the psycho stalking kind of girls, the girls who
don’t give a shit, basically every type of female usually wants the same things
when it comes to relationships. Guys, you are so lucky to be getting this information now! </div>
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The list is in no particular order..</div>
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">1)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> <b>
</b></span></span></span><b>Honesty</b><br />
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Without honesty, there is no trust. Trust and understanding is a big thing with
honesty. The minute you lie, you break that trust. Do not fool around with her
feelings under the impression you think you may hurt her. Girls would much
rather be told the truth than be lied to. If we get hurt we can deal with it,
that is what alcohol and Ben&Jerry’s was made for.<br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">2)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b>Intelligence</b><br />
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Women are attracted to guys that know how to hold a conversation about many
different things other than football and beer. Guys need to flaunt this in a
way that is humble and interesting. Surprise us with your intelligence. Being
knowledgeable is a massive turn on! Do you know something about exotic wines?
Listen to Frank Sinatra? Great, tell us, these are things we would like to
hear. Nothing makes you more sexy than class and intelligence.<br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">3)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b>Sense Of Humour</b><br />
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This is usually number 1 for me personally. If a guy can make me laugh, I can
fall for him there and then. I love to make people laugh so when someone does
it to me, it’s a wonderful feeling. When a guy makes a girl laugh, she can
forget about her shit day, or the fight she had with her best friend, it’s a
warm and special feeling when a guy makes you giggle. But guys, do not try too
hard. Do not tell me jokes you read from the newspaper whilst on the shitter. Let
it flow, let it come naturally and you can have a girl at your fingertips.<br />
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</span></span></span><b>Challenge</b><br />
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Challenge us. Girls like a challenge. We may (some) act like we are waiting for
the phone call or the text message but really we don’t want you to be so clingy
and forward. We like a bit of space and we like a challenge. That doesn’t mean
go be a player and let us find out that you are texting 3 girls at the same
time. It means don’t message us every hour to say hello. Let us miss you, let
us wait a bit, give us something to want!<br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">5)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b>Be Clean</b> <br />
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Yes, this is coming. Guys, have some good personal hygiene skills and trust me,
it will be appreciated. Smell good. Nothing makes a woman’s labia pulsate like
a man with a good smell. I can walk past a man on the street and the whiff of
his aftershave can take me to another level (to a point of stalking, I
literally turned direction to follow a man once cos he smelt so good.) Anyway,
you all expect us to be clean shaven and have good breath and clean hair, well
you need to do the same. Get over your rock star dreams with your unruly,
unwashed and un brushed hair. Trim your pubes. Clean your apartment. Remove the
empty McDonalds packets from your car. Take showers, daily! Oh and also, you
need to have a shower before you expect us to suck your dick (no girl wants to
gag on cheese). <br />
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<span style="mso-bidi-font-family: Calibri; mso-bidi-theme-font: minor-latin;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">6)<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";">
</span></span></span><b>Do Not Give Away Your Power</b><br />
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Guys, want to know what is really sexy? A man with power. Want to know what is
really unsexy? A whipped pussy bitch. Listen, every girl wants their man to
drool over them and give them what they want, but no girl wants her man to give
in to everything. I am a girl who likes to be in control with most things in my
life, so when it comes to men and my relationships, I like a guy to be in
control. Don’t wait for me to pick the restaurant every time, do not tell me “I
don’t mind baby, whatever you want!” GRRRRR have some power, tell us what you
want to do and where you want to go and don’t worry, if we do not like it, we
will tell you. Don’t be scared of us or scared to hurt our feelings. Don’t get
it twisted though; we don’t want to be controlled about each aspect of the
relationship. Yes, a bit of control in bed is good too but let us have our
voice and be heard. Just do not be a guy who lets his woman control him. Once
girls hear and see it, you become so unwanted. There are girls that will
control guys to get what she wants and as soon as she has it and has left your
broke ass dry, she will move on to her next victim. These kind of girls are
masters at what they do and can get any guy to fall for them. She will
basically emotionally rape you.<br />
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</span></span></span><b>Generosity</b><br />
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Women love men who can be generous. This doesn’t mean spending your whole
paycheck on us. It doesn’t even have to be on us. It doesn’t even have to be
money, can be time too. I knew a guy once who volunteered once a week at a dog
shelter. Not only do I love dogs, but I love the fact a guy gave up his time to
help them providing them love. Unfortunately, his love for women was not as
good but he was such a decent guy and I had so much love and respect for him.
Of course we love it when guys buy us a little present here and there or
provide us with their time, especially on football Sundays – but guys, be
generous in the bedroom too. There are girls who love sex just as much as you
do, and should you be good at it, we will keep running back for more. You could
be the world’s most handsome, kind and funny man, but should you lack skills in
the bedroom, we will forget you. Read a book, watch some tutorials get it right
and you will win.<br />
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You know what, romance is dead these days. There is too much talking, not
enough doing. Guys will message girls all this bullshit over the phone but
never back up their actions. Where is chivalry these days? Connect with us
emotionally and that is golden. Romance does not have to be gifts. This is
where guys get mistaken. Open a door for me, give me your hand when I am
getting out of the car, pull out my chair – that is romantic. We aren’t
expecting you to be a knight in shining armour, I mean usually we get assholes
in tin foil these days but it is the little things that count. These are the
things that can sweep a girl off of her feet. Don’t get me wrong, if I liked a
guy and he came below my window playing one of my favourite love songs like
“Have I Told You Lately That I Love You” (Rod Stewart Version) or “The Way You
Look Tonight” (Westlife’s version) I would collapse and have to pinch myself to
check I wasn’t in a dream because ultimately, it is EVERY girls dream for
something like that to happen.. You would have my heart! Ok, well back to
reality we go.. Guys, be romantic god damn it!<br />
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Guys, you know what pisses me off? When we go on a date and you say all the
right things and then I get to know you better and everything you said was just
a complete haystack of bullshit lies! Do not talk shit just to impress a girl.
Be yourself. Girls are happiest when they can be themselves around guys. Don’t
lie and make stuff up because you think it will impress us. We may be impressed
for all of ten minutes but when we found out you lied, we will be least
impressed for all of ten years. Trust me when I say this, if you are a bit of a
geek, go with it. Girls love a guy with an inner geek. If your idea of a
perfect date is going to a theme park rather than dinner or drinks then take
us. We want to know the real you from early on to identify if you can be the
man for us. Be you and don’t pretend and you will get far.<br />
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I will tell you what can get a girls knickers in a twist bigger than watching
Channing Tatum in Magic Mike, and that is when a guy in disloyal. As females,
we know the male species have it in them to be a “player” or a bit of a
commitment-phobe. Don’t worry, I have lived as the number 1 emoshaphobe, I know
all the ways of living un-attached. Just because you aren’t in a ‘serious’
relationship with someone yet, does not mean you can’t be loyal. If you are
dating someone, you know what, forget about the other girls for the time being.
Give her all of your attention. There is nothing worse than finding out the guy
you are dating took another girls number or was seen chatting girls up. If you
continue to act like this, you will get nowhere. If you respect us and actually
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Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-11925037261501825132014-01-08T15:58:00.003+00:002014-01-08T15:58:23.741+00:00New Years Resolutions!Happy New Year everyone.<br />
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So, with a new year comes a whole load of new resolutions. We are all foolish to them. We all make them, even if we don't tell people we are making them, secretly to ourselves we do. Somehow, they seem to be the same thing year after year, and ok, sometimes we do manage to get through some of them, even if for a week, is it better than nothing?<br />
So below, I have come up with a list of the resolutions we make, and what we actually say and do.<br />
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<strong>1) "I will join the gym and make sure I go!"</strong><br />
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I will go, and I will love it. I will feel great and powerful and make sure everyone on Facebook knows I am at the gym. But wait, it is dark so early.. OK, I am tired today so I will go tomorrow instead.<br />
'Whats that mum? There's macaroni cheese for dinner? Ok, I will go to the gym tomorrow!'<br />
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Tomorrow turns into never and you continue to pay this membership and go once a month when you fancy a swim, or someone made you angry and you need to kick a punch bag!<br />
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<strong>2) "I will quit smoking!"</strong><br />
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This works well until you have a bad day at work, or your boyfriend pisses you off and you go to your friend who you know will have cigerettes on them and end up smoking her whole pack in your stressful mode. Well done. That lasted a week!<br />
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<strong>3) "I am going to diet and do a detox with no carbs or alcohol."</strong><br />
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This is my favourite resolution. Why? Because this is me. I am THAT girl! Though I do well for a week, the next week I could chug down a pint of beer while eating a pizza. (I mean, how perfect does that sound?!)<br />
If you are going to diet, make sure you do not cut out the things you love. I make sure to do a cheat day, usually on a Saturday so that I have a week to decide what I want and I truly look forward to it.<br />
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<strong>4) "I am going to drink less, especially on the weekend!"</strong><br />
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This is like the smoking one in a way. What is the one thing you want after a bad day or you are stressed? For me, its a big glass of red wine. It calms me down and de-stresses me. I can say that I have at least one glass of wine during the working week. Come the weekend and I am out partying, it usually ends up being beer and vodka shots (classy bird). But once again, the first week after New Year it works, there is no wine, no beer and most certainly no shots. Then the weekend comes around again and it is someones birthday and you are dancing and having fun and a drinking game begins and then you wake up the next morning with a dreadful hangover and the words 'I am NEVER drinking again' are written on your phone to text your best friend who is also suffering.<br />
Hold on, it is the weekend again - LETS GET FUCKIN MORTAL!<br />
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<strong>5) "I am going to stay in more and not buy irellevant things to save money!"</strong><br />
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Well, the first week after New Year you do not want to go out anyway as you drank so much you have a 3 day hangover and come the weekend, you need to catch up on sleep so that is one week where you didn't buy things irellevantly.<br />
Next thing you know, you and your friend meet up after work to walk home, stop by a few shops, spend a quarter of your wage on clothes you didn't need and as you are so tired from the unnecessary shopping (which may I add is like a sport) you decide to dine out as the last thing you want to do is cook. I can sense many of you reading this and know exactly what I am talking about!<br />
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<strong>6) "I will stop talking to my Ex!"</strong><br />
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New year, new start, new men... <br />
3am on Saturday morning, phone buzzes..<br />
"Baby I miss your sexy ass!" - its the ex, he is horny, you know you shouldn't invite him over, but you are drunk and he is so god damn sexy...<br />
"My place, ten minutes.." - Oh shit, I did it. Why did I do it? Oh fuck it.<br />
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30 minutes and a shag later, he is gone. It is nearly 4am now and you lay in bed unable to sleep because you are procrastinating about the events that just went on and whether you will hear from him tomorrow or not. You don't hear from him the next day so you go ahead and message and next thing you know, you are stalking his Facebook and have turned into GiGi from 'He's just not that into you.'<br />
Slap yourself out of it and stop talking to him.<br />
Well, until you need a booty call!<br />
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<strong>7) "I will try online dating again!"</strong><br />
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Who needs to make a profile anymore now we have Tinder?! What a genius app. All I need to do to find the love of my life is swipe left or right and there he will be with a picture of himself shining on a beach somewhere beautiful, or on a mountain top somewhere mysterious. Ok, yeah, we wish! Instead you see their face and judge quickly. He is too geeky. He is too short. He has a receding hairline. <br />
So before we can even speak to someone to find out if we could be a match made in heaven, to see if we both like to play table tennis and go to theme parks we need to see if looks wise we match. <br />
So, the online dating thing goes down the shitter as you start to get repetative strain injury in your swiping hand and have had traumatic date. <br />
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Back to finding cupid it is....Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-48668440099885655302013-11-14T14:54:00.001+00:002013-11-14T14:54:25.486+00:00What women really think when giving a blow job!1) I hate this and I know my mouth is going to ache after, but fuck it, leggo!<br />
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2) Thank god his penis is clean and doesn't taste of sweat or cheese!<br />
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3) Why am I closing my eyes? Am I scared a pube is going to tickle my eyeball?<br />
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4) Forget the eyeball tickling, I have a pube stuck in my teeth. SHIT. Shall I keep it later to floss with? Ok I need to get it out my mouth without being too blatant.<br />
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5) Ok, now my own hair is in my mouth, I knew I should have tied it up. Should I ask him to grab my hair? Oh wait, I cannot talk, I have a mouth full of cock!<br />
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6) Ok, i'll move my hair and see if he got the hint. Great, he got the hint, grab it boy! Ouch, ok, I want my hair to stay on my head.<br />
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7) Oooooh new episode of Xfactor tomorrow. Must put a reminder on my phone to record it.<br />
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8) I am actually kind of enjoying this. Let me try and deep throat. GAG. NEVER DO THAT AGAIN! I just basically choked on a dick. <br />
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9) Look up at him. Make sexy movements and look at him like you are a porn star. WHAT! His eyes are closed? Mate, I am giving you a porn star nosh and you are not even looking at me. Oh hello open eyes. Ye, you like that? Eyes shut again. Did he not like that? Ok wait, he is moaning now, ok, I think he liked it. Unless he didn't and like me, he is thinking other things. So I am trying to act like a sexy porn star but really he is thinking "Stop trying to be sexy you hippo and just keep sucking my dick!" Great.<br />
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10) Maybe I should involve his balls. They look a bit lonely. Ok, go for it, rub them. Yep, he likes that, that is deffo not a fake moan! Yeah you like itttt?? RARRRRRR. Did I just kind of roar on his dick? Now I want to laugh cos I amused myself but I cannot laugh due to having a mouth full of penis. Ok, remember to tell your friends later that you roared on his dick like a lion, they will laugh with you. Good idea. Oh and don't forget Xfactor!<br />
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11) Ok, I know you are enjoying this, but I kinda want to have sex. Are we gonna have sex? Ok, I will take that pushing of my head that you want to cum. Ok no cum in my mouth, how do I play this sexily? The porn star nosh effect didn't work. Ah, I know... the hand? the face? the tits? Hmmm, do I like you enough to let you give me a facial or pearl necklace? Naaaa you get the hand!<br />
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12) Yeah? your about to cum? Keep telling me so I know to remove my mouth so I do not have to swallow any of that disgusting, thick, gooey liquid.. OH YOU BASTARD.. NO WARNING!! Down the back of my throat some goes, and into the hand goes the rest... Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-61510731657208247772013-10-04T11:47:00.000+01:002013-10-04T11:47:06.699+01:00Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man.<!--[if gte mso 9]><xml>
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I just finished watching a film called “Act like a lady,
think like a man.” This is something I have always gone by. I have always
thought like a man due to not wanting to get hurt when dating or in a
relationship, and I guess it kind of worked. I see my female friends and how
devastated they get when a guy doesn’t call them or take them somewhere nice
where as my male friends are so blasé. So this was what I wanted. I never
wanted to be the girl that becomes obsessive or insecure so instead, act like a
man and you won’t be disappointed. <br />
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The film is based on a book with the same name by a guy called Steve Harvey.
It’s funny how a man is so easily letting women into a man’s head. Giving her
the secrets of what men really think. He says, “too many women are clueless
about men and men get away with a whole load of stuff when it comes to
relationships because women have never understood how men think.” </div>
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Now how true is that? How many of you females are reading
this thinking, shit, I never know what he is thinking! So try to think like
him. I haven’t read this book but here I will go through a few things that I
saw in the film, what I know or what has worked for me in the past.</div>
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Firstly, men are simple. They are driven by who they are,
what they do and how much money they make. If he is still looking for his goals
or dreams then do not be the girl that stands in his way. Do not try and get
all of his attention on to you. Be the chilled girl that lets him get on with
what it is he needs to do and give him support. Men love it when a girl is
supportive.</div>
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Secondly, date like a man. When you are in the dating
pool you want to have fun. As a girl, if you are going on a date with a guy
during the week, you know that there will be no other dates that week as women
are always hoping the next date will be the right date and turn into something.
Not for men, men are going on numerous dates in the week. They do not go to the
date thinking “she could be the one!” No, they go thinking this will be a fun
way to pass the evening and I may even get my dick sucked. So ladies, multi
date! Keep your expectations low and meet different guys before falling in
love.</div>
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Third, be independent. Guys love a girl that does her own
thing. ‘Squeeze’ him into your schedule when you can. Don’t ever change your
plans to meet a guy. He can wait, and if he likes you, he most certainly will.
If you have interests and commitments outside of your relationship, he will be
kept interested.</div>
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Fourth, Harvey says men are like fishermen - but women
are actually the ones looking for a good catch. You won't be able to find one,
though, until you up your standards. "You've got sports fishermen, and
you've got guys out there fishing to eat. You've got guys that are fishing to
keep the fish, and you've got guys that are fishing to catch them, unhook them
and throw them back," Harvey says. "You've got to determine along the
way which one of the fish you're going to be." </div>
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Fifth, let him be him. Girls, do not try and control your
man. Be smart, if he is not looking for something serious, do not act like you
are the one girl that is going to change him. Just because you are dating and
being intimate and doing all the right things, does not mean he will change his
mind. If you want a night with him to watch the Notebook but he has poker night
with the boys, do not interrupt that, let him do his thing! When you try to
change your partner that is when they start to resent you</div>
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Ladies, when it comes to sex remember one thing,
you have the vagina. The one thing the man wants. When he says “it isn’t about
sex,” do not believe him. It is always, deep down, about sex. So control it, if
he likes you, he will chase you for it. </div>
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Stay classy, stay respectful, have standards and control
the game ;)</div>
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Little Miss V..xx</div>
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@LittleMissVak<br />
Facebook.com/LmissV<br />
blogdoll21@gmail.com</div>
Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-13962256563789024532013-07-24T09:05:00.001+01:002013-07-24T10:59:35.027+01:00Dating In Tel Aviv!<div class="MsoNormal">
I moved to Tel Aviv 5 months ago knowing that I would be in
for a ride when it comes to the men here. I grew up with an Israeli father so
spent most summers visiting Israel. As I got older and started to come with
friends and not family, I got to learn the type of guys that Israel had to
offer.</div>
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Who wouldn’t want to come to Israel and find a nice, tanned,
beach loving Israeli? Over the years I had my fair share of the so called “typical”
Israeli guy. You know the kind you love when you are young and naïve. The type
that we call an ‘ars.’ They are the ones that attract you because of their dark
tanned body, dark hair, soft Sephardi skin and great smell.<br />
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So let me tell you about one I met not long after I arrived
here 5 months ago. *David was tall, long hair tied up (which I used to love)
and worked as a manager at a beach bar. I went to this certain beach bar with a
friend often and he would always come over and talk to us. There was an
attraction from the start and every time I saw him I would instantly eye fuck
him.</div>
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Though I would do that, I didn’t want to instantly sleep
with him or have anything major happen. I am a lady at the end of the day! So when
he finally asked for my number I was excited. The mix of my Hebrew and his
English worked perfectly. A day after he took my number he called me and asked
me on a date. I accepted. He asked me if I wanted to come to his place. Rule number
1, first date – never go to a dudes home unless you are in it just for the
shag. So I told him maybe it will be fun if we go for a drink to which he
replied, “and then go to my place?” I replied to that with “if you get me drunk
enough!”<br />
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Obviously I said that as a joke, he didn’t get it. Oops!</div>
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So a few days later I go to meet David at a bar near where
he lives on Rothschild. Was nice to see him though his baggy jeans and baggy
tshirt did absolutely nothing for his skinny body and definitely didn’t look as
hot as he did whilst working at the beach bar in his rolled up jeans and tight
shirt. Anyway, we had some snacks, conversation was flowing as were the drinks
non stop. David then moved closer to me and started to kiss me. Now I am not
one for PDA, especially with a guy I hardly know so kissing me in public is a
big no no. I kissed back then released and carried on drinking. Clearly David
and I had different impressions of where this night was going.<br />
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I thought about continuing to drink because to be honest, being drunk was the
only way I was going to be able to handle this guy. So I take another sip of my
drink and his hand moves to my leg. Ok, whatever, have a squeeze I don’t mind. Then,
as I took another sip of my drink, his hand moved from my leg, up to my
vajayjay. We are in the middle of a bar and he has his hand grabbing my lady
garden!</div>
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I was so shocked I spat my drink out. He starts talking in
his deep Israeli accent, “oh baby I want you lets go to my place I want to do
bad things to you, I want to hurt you, I want to slap you, I want to bite you, I
want to bruise you, I want to make you mine!”</div>
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Do I look like a ragdoll to you? Do I look like someone you
can abuse? Am I a possession? HELL NO! </div>
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So I stood up and told him I was leaving. He stood up to try and make me stay. I
looked down to his package as I could see his massive boner. </div>
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“Down boy” I said to them both and off I walked. </div>
Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-23266033293423565882013-06-24T13:55:00.003+01:002013-06-24T13:55:48.236+01:00Love Letter<br />
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Hey dolls,<br /><br />So I just got an email from one of my readers, here is what it said..<br /><br />"Hey
Lala, I need your help. I think I have fallen in love with this girl. I
have never had feelings for a girl like this. Usually I am the player
type and I don't care for girls and will sleep with them and not call
them, but this girl I feel has changed me. She makes me smile, my heart
melts like butter and I want to be a better person for her. I sound like
such a pussy right now but I don't know how to behave with these
feelings. I saw in an old post of yours that your friends call you an
'emoshaphobe' as you are not one to have feelings either and I feel
because of this, I can talk openly and freely to you. What would you do
in my situation? How would you act if it was you? I want to write her a
letter. I feel like I want to open up to her and my pride and ego won't
let me do it in person. Is it ok to write her a letter? I have never
felt excitement with a girl like this. Maybe she is the one? HELP ME!<br />Samuel.<br /><br /><br />After
reading that, I instantly smiled. For me, someone who yes, can be
described as a slight emoshaphobe, something like this has touched me. I
understand him completely. It is hard to let people in and change your
ways but when you get a feeling for someone this strong, you must do
everything you can to get the person you want. <br /><br />(I replied to Samuel separately but here will tell you all how I think/feel about the situation!)<br /><br />If
you like someone then you should forget about your 'player ways' and do
what ever you feel right. Sometimes we need to let our guard down to
let people in. I understand Sam because I find it hard to let people in
and let my walls down but if you meet someone and you feel it is right
to do so, then go for it. Don't think about your old ways or what your
friends might think of you, just go with it, go with your heart. <br /><br />The
idea of a love letter.. Why the hell not! We are in a generation now
where everything is over the internet or a smartphone. It beats a poke
on Facebook, a like on Instagram or a text message saying 'you looked
reem tonight!' Lets take a note from our grandparents generation where
there were no smartphones or tablets (unless you were mates with Moses
and his homies because they literally wrote on rock tablets) and things
were simple and you were given a letter on a date or posted through your
door. <br />You need to make sure thought if you are going to write
someone a love letter that you don't make it too cheesey. You don't want
to scare the person off, especially if it is in early stages. Don't
write a poem, you are not Shakespere nor are you Ludwig Van Beethoven
who wrote a love letter to an unknown love the now famous quote "Ever
thine.Ever mine.Ever ours."<br />Be you! Say what you feel. Say what you think. Do not try and be someone you are not. <br />
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The
whole concept of the love letter I think is beautiful. When I was 16
(nearly 10 years ago) I had a boyfriend who wrote me a love letter and
drew a rose and signed off with his signature. I loved it so much at the
time and even now I think back to how romantic it was. I actually still
have the letter in my memory box :) <br /><br />So I decided to do some research and find some love letters from famous people and here are some of my favourites..<br /><br /><br /><b>Jimi Hendrix to a woman he called his Little Girl..</b><br /><br />little girl…..
<br />happiness is within you….so unlock the chains from your heart and let yourself grow—<br />
like the sweet flower you are…..<br />
I know the answer—<br />
Just spread your wings and set yourself<br />
FREE<br />
Love to you forever<br />
Jimi Hendrix<strong><br /></strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong><br /></strong><br /><strong>Richard Burton to ElizabethTaylor...</strong> <br /><br />“My blind eyes are
desperately waiting for the sight of you. You don’t realize of course,
E.B., how fascinatingly beautiful you have always been, and how
strangely you have acquired an added and special and dangerous
loveliness.” <br /><br /><br /><br /><b>Marilyn Monroe to Joe DiMaggio</b><br />
<br />"I don't know how to tell you just how much I miss you. I love you till
my heart could burst. All I love, all I want, all I need is you -
forever. I want to just be where you are and be just what you want me to
be. I know its lousy of me to be so late so often and I promise to
try a million times harder, I promise. I want someday for you to be
proud of me as a person and as your wife and as your wife and as the
mother of the rest of your children. (two at least! I've decided.)<br />I
miss it so much when you don't love me and hold me and cuddle me to
sleep every night. I want to be near you and I feel so sad tonight.<br />Darling, please don't leave me anymore.<br /><br />Love, Marilyn"<br /><br /><br />And
this has to be one of my all time favourites, ok, it isn't real and is
from the film <b>The Notebook</b> but come on, who doesn't love Noah and Allie!<br /><br />"Dearest Allie. I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over
between us. I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was
real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in
our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent a
summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love.
The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for
more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds.
And that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I’d hoped to give to you
forever. I love you. I’ll be seeing you. Noah.”<br />
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You read so often in magazines and newspapers about foods that can help with your weight, or muscle, or health - but never have I come across a food made specifically to improve your sex life!<br />
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Inroducing <a href="http://www.sexcereal.com/">Sexcereal</a> - a breakfast wholefood designed to improve the sex lives of men and women, with distinct versions for each gender. Billing itself as “the world’s first all-natural, GMO-free, gender-based breakfast cereal,” <a href="http://www.sexcereal.com/index.html">Sexcereal</a> comes in two packages: “The Male cereal supports testosterone and energy levels,” according to the website, “while the Female cereal was created with hormonal balance and desire in mind.”<br />
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Created by Peter Ehrlich, a Canadian entrepreneur who won funding on the television show “Dragon’s Den,” Canada’s version of “Shark Tank,” Sexcereal is made from a long list of ingredients said to stimulate the sexual appetite. For women, there are chia seeds, almonds, cacao nibs, ginger and, among others, maca, a Peruvian plant known for its sex-enhancing benefits. Along with maca (a key ingredient in horny goat weed), men’s ingredients include bee pollen, pumpkin seeds, goji berries, Vitimamin-C enriched camu camu berries and for some extra confidence, a sprinkle of powder made from the foreskin of a blue whale. <br />
Ok, that last bit was a joke but it wouldn't surprise me if something like that popped up in the hidden section of the ingredients!<br />
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If you look on the website and the 'story' section you will see a picture of Peter, the wonderful creator of this bizarre product. You will then see he is wearing a leather jacket and a belt. It says on the website that he came up with the idea whilst taking a walk.. Well that is a load of bullshit. He came up with the idea when he was wearing a gag mask and someone filled his mouth with granola whilst whipping him and having his ballsack sucked. He got excited and thought 'let's make a cereal to turn people on!'<br />
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I won't deny, I have tried foods considered 'Aphrodisiacs' to get turned on and it has never really worked. They says foods like Almonds, Avocado, Asparagus, Bananas, Basil, Chocolate, Oysters and honey are in the group but let's be honest here, who has ever been turned on by watching someone suck up a slimey oyster or spit out almond when talking? Or pouring honey on someone to lick it off, you just get a sticky mess, and not in the great moisturizer for my face kind of way! Banana sucking fine, suck a banana in front of a guy and instantly he will get a boner but pee in front of a guy when you have eaten asparagus and he will run for miles. <br />
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I think I might need to try this, see what all the fuss is about. I say fuss because it is appearing in every newspaper and even on TV! <br />
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They ship around the world so get trying it people and get horny ;)<br />
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Website link - <a href="http://www.sexcereal.com/index.html">http://www.sexcereal.com/index.html</a><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">So the other night I was out at a bar with friends when we got onto the topic of 'sexual positions!'<br />As a sex/relationship/dating blogger, people seem to think I know every position out there. Relax, I am not the Kama sodding Sutra! <br /><br />It was funny because one of my friends started telling me a few positions which I thought were jokes, they in fact were not. Take the "Spiderman" for example.. The guy bangs the girl really hard, any position he wants then when he is about to cum, stands on top of her, does the Spiderman hand gesture (as if his spider web was to fly out) and jizzes all over his girl. Delightful! <br /><br />So then we started to all talk about positions we like and only the girls got their say and what we like. Because let's be honest, us women should tell our men what we want. We love sex just as much as they do, sometimes we like it and want it more than they do. <br /><br />So we came up with our top 5 positions..<br /><br />1) Missionary - How can you not like missionary? It is how you first started out. Woman on her back, legs slightly apart. Man on top between her thighs. He supports himself on his arms so he can look down to her and she can use her arms to squeeze his ass and guide the movement so it's just how she likes it. From here he can easily slide in and out of her and she can lie back and enjoy it but also move her legs up, holding them or putting them on his shoulders.</span></div>
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<br /><br />3) The Butterfly - The key to the Butterfly sex position is the angle. She lies on her back on the edge of a suitable piece of furniture (bed, table etc). He stands before her and she slips her legs over his shoulders. She puts her arms and hands down so she can lift her hips up while he grabs her ass to give her added lift. As long as he's strong enough he can then move into her at the perfect angle.</div>
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Hey dolls,<br /> <br />So, it has come to my attention after seeing it happen amongst my friends that some of you are just way too picky when it comes to finding a partner. A lot of my girlfriends tell me they find it so hard to find a guy, don't get me wrong I have said that many a time too but maybe it is because we look for something more than what we find.<br /> <br />Take my friend Ariella for example. Stunning girl, absolutely beautiful with a great personality too and can literally get any guy she wants but she only likes the good looking pretty boys. Has being with these model looking men helped her in life? NO. They have all been pricks to her. So when I told her maybe she needs to actually forget the looks for a minute so she can find a nice guy, her face dropped. <br /> <br />To me, looks comes after personality. If a guy can make me smile, hold conversation, make me laugh and give good kisses, instantly he is in my good books and I will give him a chance. Once you get to know someone it is their personality and things about them you fall for not just the looks. Listen, there are alway going to be things about people we don't like. Nobody is perfect. There will be something in every person you meet that you may like.</div>
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I went speed dating once and out of about 15 guys I met, I could have put the perfect man together out of 5 of them. It is so rare that you will meet someone that has everything you wish for in a partner.</div>
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I think pickiness comes with laziness. I know a lot of girls and guys for that matter think that their perfect person will just come to them. Even if you are out in a bar we sometimes just pick up an excuse to not talk to the person because he may not have something you are looking for. We’ll think to ourselves: “Well, he’s not my 100% perfect guy, so he’s not really for me.” And we’ll often use this as our excuse EVEN IF WE’VE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO HIM!<br />I know this behaviour because I’ve done it myself god knows how many times. I would look at someone at a party I wanted to speak to, avoid conversation with him all night, and then in my head I would make up some lame excuse about how he was probably shallow and lame anyway because it made me feel better about not taking a chance.<br /> <br />I do agree that you do have to be fussy when it comes to relationships. A relationship is a big commitment. If you are just having sex with someone, fine, make sure he is as hot as Channing Tatum and hung like a donkey, but if you are trying to settle you can be a bit fussy. Relationships require time, energy, emotional investment - all big commitments. So do not waste these things on someone who is not going to treat you like a goddess. <br /> </div>
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<br />Should we be picky at every stage of the dating/relationship process? No. At the beginning of it all, when you have met someone and you are about to go on a date etc you need to be totally unpicky. This is the time when you are single and looking for a partner. If you weren't, you wouldn't be going on the date in the first place. So give out lots of chances. Get a feel for different guys (that does not mean grabbing their balls to see who has the biggest package) but see who ticks what boxes. </div>
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I have come to notice that there are a lot of good men out there. Rare me saying this because I have met a load of twatters in my life but I think it is so good to go out and date and find different qualities in different people. Even if you don't like someone you date romantically, keep them as a friend. You can never have enough friends and if the date went well I am sure hanging out as friends will be just as good. </div>
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2) Stop overvaluing the wrong things and start to value the important things. Sometimes you will actually end up with someone who you really didn't think you were compatible with because you have different views and values. Boys, don't think you have to be with a girl JUST because she watches football. I watch football and actually really like it, don't think I'm a catch just cos of that (I am a catch we all know it!) but look to find the other things about her you can fall for. Girls, don't not date a guy because he likes art and museums and you don't because you like shopping and tanning. Differences are good. Opposites attract!</div>
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3) Don't just go on appearance. Not every man looks like McSteamy, Ryan Reynolds or Colin Farell (bloody wish they did I won't hide it) and i'm not just talking looks, but money also. I know a lot of girls who won't date a guy just because she knows he hasn't got a large bank account. Get your head out your asses. Stop being so superficial. We all have a 'type' there is no denying it, you know, if I always went based on my 'type' I don't think I would get very far. Tall, dark, green eyes, plays a musical instrument and has tattoos. I haven't found my 'type' up until now and probably won't! (However, if someone does find him and he is nice and funny send him my way!) But seriously, get the image of having a 'type' out your head. Just because his skin is lighter than you like and his eyes are brown not green doesn't mean he won't rock your world, he probably will! </div>
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Have you ever woken up in the morning, given a stretch to find you have slapped someone in the face? Yeah, I'm sure a lot of you have. You jolt up wondering what stranger has made it into your room in the middle of the night. Then you remember your night of excessive drinking and dancing on a bar and that explains the stranger in your bed. <br /> <br />It shouldn't be unexpected though. When the stranger from the bar makes it back to your bed, you know you were asking for it. You purposely shaved your legs and vagina just knowing you would get laid that night if its the last thing you do! <br /> <br />Ok I'm not saying it always is a stranger, you may have willingly and openly volunteered to take this lovely specimen of man home and treat him well but when you see him there, what do you do? <br /> <br />Do you stare at him? Do you put your head on his chest for a cuddle? Do you give him a nosh to wake him up? <br /> <br />Firstly do not jump up screaming, you won't have a heart attack yourself but you will probably give him one too.<br />He's been inside of you for probably a good few hours and made you cum at least once, don't kill the poor sod!<br /> <br />Don't stare. If he wakes up to find you staring at him he will freak thinking you are that stalker bitch kind of girl. <br /> <br />Assess the situation, have you woken up and thought FUCK MY LIFE I HATE MY BEER GOGGLES?! If so try and make him leave but in a nice way. Even if your day planned involves nothing but catching up on the Hollyoaks omnibus lying on the couch, make him aware you have places to go and people to see. He will get the hint. But at least have manners and thank him for the orgasm (if he gave you one!) <br /> <br />If you wake up, look over and see this beautiful Adonis that you want to go again for, first things first, go to the toilet and sort your face out, oh and brush your teeth. No one likes morning mouth. When he wakes, offer him breakfast, men love two things in life.. Food and women. So a woman cooking for a man is a major plus In his eyes! <br /> <br />Only give him a morning nosh to wake him up if you want him to stay and you have woken up and his hotness has made you wet between the legs. Then after that it is definitely worth cuddling! <br /> <br />One piece of advice, if you are that drunk try not to go to someone else's bed, I did it once and basically got strangled in the middle of the night as he got a fright. (He made up for it in the morning though!) <br /> <br />I'd love to hear some funny morning after stories from you all. <br />Woken up with jizz stuck to your face or mascara smudged across your eyes? Get in touch! <br /> <br />Twitter: @LittleMissVak<br />Email: blogdoll21@gmail.com<br />Facebook.com/LmissV<br /> <br />Lots of love <br /> <br />Little Miss V.. x</span><br />Little Miss Vhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14239878998157158502noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5646110794422613306.post-81370237680042010742013-02-18T20:17:00.000+00:002013-02-18T20:17:58.111+00:00Massage with a happy ending?!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">When I was 18 I qualified as a Beauty Therapist. Straight away I went to work in the Mayfair Spa within the beautiful Mayfair Hotel. I absolutely loved it there until I had to resign due to nerve damage in my arm and neck. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Whilst working there I had a few, lets call them 'encounters' with clients. </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I had been working at the spa for only a month when I had my first experience of a vile, trashy "is this a brothel?" kind of man. Let's call him 'Clive.' I was massaging him and all was going well until he turned over and had a massive boner. Now, guys reading this will know that it is very normal. Sometimes you cannot help me turned on when a woman is rubbing you with warm oil and you are relaxed. Clive then said "Oh I am so sorry!" I replied, "don't be silly it's natural!" Clive then replied "is there anything you can do about it?" Being the 18 year old pup I was I simply replied "no" as I did not quite get his drift yet, until he said, "not even for a little bit extra?" A little bit extra?! Are you having a laugh?! You are paying 90 pounds for an hour massage in a 5* hotel and you are asking me for a nosh for a little bit extra! Have a laugh!! I replied, "ummmm no!"</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I carried on the massage and after it I went straight to my manager to tell her. She was disgusted and immediately black listed him. I watched him walk out and the prick did not even leave me a tip. Bastard. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The next was a sexy Italian pilot who lived in Mayfair and was a gazillionaire! I was besotted by him. He was tall, dark, handsome and smelt of the most amazing aftershave! It was about 4/5 months into my time at the Spa when I first met him. One of my colleagues would massage him as a regular when he was back from being abroad. As a pilot he travelled a lot. He saw me one day and we got speaking after I delivered him a cup of peppermint tea in the Spa's calm room. A week later I saw he was booked in with me. I asked the receptionist why and told her it must be a mistake as he is always booked in with *Sandy. The receptionist told me he requested me. Wow. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">The day came when Mr Stallion would be my client. I welcomed him into my warm, nice smelling room and he got onto the bed and told me exactly how he liked to be massaged. As he was a pilot and sat a lot, he got a lot of tension in his bum and loved it being massaged. If it were anyone else, I would have been grossed out but he had the ass of a love god! After the massage he thanked me and gave me a very generous tip and re booked two weeks later. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">About 4 massages later he was back again and after finishing his back I had him turn over so I could massage his front. As I was massaging one of his arms he opened his eyes and just stared at me. I politely smiled. He told me I had great hands, I politely said thank you. He told me I was pretty, I politely giggled and said thank you. He then grabbed me by the neck and kissed me gently on the lips, I politely kissed back. Things did not carry on politely after that lets put it that way. It was a very happy ending for us both that day. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Today I went for a massage. Now because I know the way a massage should be given, I am very critical and will say if the pressure is not to my liking etc. The pressure was perfect, this woman had the hands of an angel. I was lying on my front and she was massaging the back of my legs. She used a lot of oil which did not bother me. As she was doing the top of my leg I felt her getting very close to my vagina. I was very relaxed until I felt a finger somewhere it should not have been. Now I am not sure if it was by mistake slippage due to indubious amounts of oil or if she purposely did it just to cop a feel but she was very apologetic once I shot up in suprise! Don't get me wrong, it wasn't a full on finger blasting session, but there was finger, near clit, in vagina, during a massage. I couldn't really relax after that.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">I turned over and she sits down at the head of the bed to do my chest, face and head. Her angel hands were then sliding around my neck and chest and down my cleavage and around my breasts. I did not ask for my breasts to be massaged, nor did I stop her because actually it did not feel dirty or turn me on like if a guy was doing it, but I felt relaxed, so much so I dozed off. A little while later she woke me up as the massage was over. She left the room to bring me some water. As she came back she handed me the water and smiled and said she hoped to see me again. I felt really awkward. Did she want me to come back so she could have a hot pilot session with me? I left in a hurry without leaving a tip, now I know how Clive felt!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">If you have any similar stories I would love to hear them!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Lots of love..</span><br />
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