Monday, 27 May 2013

Sex Cereal!

You read so often in magazines and newspapers about foods that can help with your weight, or muscle, or health - but never have I come across a food made specifically to improve your sex life!

Inroducing Sexcereal - a breakfast wholefood designed to improve the sex lives of men and women, with distinct versions for each gender. Billing itself as “the world’s first all-natural, GMO-free, gender-based breakfast cereal,” Sexcereal comes in two packages: “The Male cereal supports testosterone and energy levels,” according to the website, “while the Female cereal was created with hormonal balance and desire in mind.”

Created by Peter Ehrlich, a Canadian entrepreneur who won funding on the television show “Dragon’s Den,” Canada’s version of “Shark Tank,” Sexcereal is made from a long list of ingredients said to stimulate the sexual appetite. For women, there are chia seeds, almonds, cacao nibs, ginger and, among others, maca, a Peruvian plant known for its sex-enhancing benefits. Along with maca (a key ingredient in horny goat weed), men’s ingredients include bee pollen, pumpkin seeds, goji berries, Vitimamin-C enriched camu camu berries and for some extra confidence, a sprinkle of powder made from the foreskin of a blue whale.
Ok, that last bit was a joke but it wouldn't surprise me if something like that popped up in the hidden section of the ingredients!

If you look on the website and the 'story' section you will see a picture of Peter, the wonderful creator of this bizarre product. You will then see he is wearing a leather jacket and a belt. It says on the website that he came up with the idea whilst taking a walk.. Well that is a load of bullshit. He came up with the idea when he was wearing a gag mask and someone filled his mouth with granola whilst whipping him and having his ballsack sucked. He got excited and thought 'let's make a cereal to turn people on!'

I won't deny, I have tried foods considered 'Aphrodisiacs' to get turned on and it has never really worked. They says foods like Almonds, Avocado, Asparagus, Bananas, Basil, Chocolate, Oysters and honey are in the group but let's be honest here, who has ever been turned on by watching someone suck up a slimey oyster or spit out almond when talking? Or pouring honey on someone to lick it off, you just get a sticky mess, and not in the great moisturizer for my face kind of way! Banana sucking fine, suck a banana in front of a guy and instantly he will get a boner but pee in front of a guy when you have eaten asparagus and he will run for miles.

I think I might need to try this, see what all the fuss is about. I say fuss because it is appearing in every newspaper and even on TV!

They ship around the world so get trying it people and get horny ;)

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Lots of love..

Little Miss V.. xx

PS. When you check out the website look at the picture in the top right corner, a woman playing a flute to a cobra.. She really is getting the snake out of the basket ;)