Thursday, 25 April 2013

Spooning Always Leads To Forking!

So the other night I was out at a bar with friends when we got onto the topic of 'sexual positions!'
As a sex/relationship/dating blogger, people seem to think I know every position out there. Relax, I am not the Kama sodding Sutra!

It was funny because one of my friends started telling me a few positions which I thought were jokes, they in fact were not. Take the "Spiderman" for example.. The guy bangs the girl really hard, any position he wants then when he is about to cum, stands on top of her, does the Spiderman hand gesture (as if his spider web was to fly out) and jizzes all over his girl. Delightful!

So then we started to all talk about positions we like and only the girls got their say and what we like. Because let's be honest, us women should tell our men what we want. We love sex just as much as they do, sometimes we like it and want it more than they do.

So we came up with our top 5 positions..

1) Missionary - How can you not like missionary? It is how you first started out. Woman on her back, legs slightly apart. Man on top between her thighs. He supports himself on his arms so he can look down to her and she can use her arms to squeeze his ass and guide the movement so it's just how she likes it. From here he can easily slide in and out of her and she can lie back and enjoy it but also move her legs up, holding them or putting them on his shoulders.

2) Doggy Style - The Doggy Style sex position is an absolute classic and, like it or loathe it, it's one that's in every girl's sexual repertoire. She's on all fours. In order to hold her balance, she shifts her weight off her hands back towards her partner - she can use a rocking motion to get the rhythm she wants. He kneels directly behind her and holds her hips firmly to control the thrusts. Look back at your partner with dirty sex eyes, he will love it, oh and if you like it rough, tell him to push your head down and pull your hair - will make him go wild. Avoid doing Doggy on a carpet, the burns are not fun!

3) The Butterfly - The key to the Butterfly sex position is the angle. She lies on her back on the edge of a suitable piece of furniture (bed, table etc). He stands before her and she slips her legs over his shoulders. She puts her arms and hands down so she can lift her hips up while he grabs her ass to give her added lift. As long as he's strong enough he can then move into her at the perfect angle.

4) Cowgirl/ Reverse Cowgirl - Yeee haaa!! Ride him cowgirl! The Cowgirl/ Reverse Cowgirl is probably one of the most exciting sex positions. The man lies on his back and the woman kneels over him so he can enter her. She can bob up and down supporting her weight with her hands on his thighs and he can help by lifting her hips as she moves. They can both reach each others key pleasure zones for a bit of a play too if they like.

5) The Padlock - The girl climbs onto a high piece of furniture (work desk, kitchen counter, washing machine ...), sits down on the edge and supports herself with the arms behind her. He stands before her and she wraps her legs firmly around his hips as he leans in to penetrate her in the Padlock sex position.
They can look into each other eyes as he uses grips her bottom to control the momentum. Time with the spin cycle for added "ohhhh".


Don't forget kids, spooning always leads to forking!
Share with me your favourite positions..
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Lotsa love..
Little Miss V..x 

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Too Picky?

Hey dolls,

So, it has come to my attention after seeing it happen amongst my friends that some of you are just way too picky when it comes to finding a partner. A lot of my girlfriends tell me they find it so hard to find a guy, don't get me wrong I have said that many a time too but maybe it is because we look for something more than what we find.

Take my friend Ariella for example. Stunning girl, absolutely beautiful with a great personality too and can literally get any guy she wants but she only likes the good looking pretty boys. Has being with these model looking men helped her in life? NO. They have all been pricks to her. So when I told her maybe she needs to actually forget the looks for a minute so she can find a nice guy, her face dropped.

To me, looks comes after personality. If a guy can make me smile, hold conversation, make me laugh and give good kisses, instantly he is in my good books and I will give him a chance. Once you get to know someone it is their personality and things about them you fall for not just the looks. Listen, there are alway going to be things about people we don't like. Nobody is perfect. There will be something in every person you meet that you may like.
I went speed dating once and out of about 15 guys I met, I could have put the perfect man together out of 5 of them. It is so rare that you will meet someone that has everything you wish for in a partner.
I think pickiness comes with laziness. I know a lot of girls and guys for that matter think that their perfect person will just come to them. Even if you are out in a bar we sometimes just pick up an excuse to not talk to the person because he may not have something you are looking for. We’ll think to ourselves: “Well, he’s not my 100% perfect guy, so he’s not really for me.” And we’ll often use this as our excuse EVEN IF WE’VE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TO HIM!
I know this behaviour because I’ve done it myself god knows how many times. I would look at someone at a party I wanted to speak to, avoid conversation with him all night, and then in my head I would make up some lame excuse about how he was probably shallow and lame anyway because it made me feel better about not taking a chance.

I do agree that you do have to be fussy when it comes to relationships. A relationship is a big commitment. If you are just having sex with someone, fine, make sure he is as hot as Channing Tatum and hung like a donkey, but if you are trying to settle you can be a bit fussy. Relationships require time, energy, emotional investment - all big commitments. So do not waste these things on someone who is not going to treat you like a goddess.

Should we be picky at every stage of the dating/relationship process? No. At the beginning of it all, when you have met someone and you are about to go on a date etc you need to be totally unpicky. This is the time when you are single and looking for a partner. If you weren't, you wouldn't be going on the date in the first place. So give out lots of chances. Get a feel for different guys (that does not mean grabbing their balls to see who has the biggest package) but see who ticks what boxes.
I have come to notice that there are a lot of good men out there. Rare me saying this because I have met a load of twatters in my life but I think it is so good to go out and date and find different qualities in different people. Even if you don't like someone you date romantically, keep them as a friend. You can never have enough friends and if the date went well I am sure hanging out as friends will be just as good.

Some advice.. -
1) Don't be too judgemental. It is such a bad quality. It's hard to see the good in people when you are only looking for the bad!
2) Stop overvaluing the wrong things and start to value the important things. Sometimes you will actually end up with someone who you really didn't think you were compatible with because you have different views and values. Boys, don't think you have to be with a girl JUST because she watches football. I watch football and actually really like it, don't think I'm a catch just cos of that (I am a catch we all know it!) but look to find the other things about her you can fall for. Girls, don't not date a guy because he likes art and museums and you don't because you like shopping and tanning. Differences are good. Opposites attract!
3) Don't just go on appearance. Not every man looks like McSteamy, Ryan Reynolds or Colin Farell (bloody wish they did I won't hide it) and i'm not just talking looks, but money also. I know a lot of girls who won't date a guy just because she knows he hasn't got a large bank account. Get your head out your asses. Stop being so superficial. We all have a 'type' there is no denying it, you know, if I always went based on my 'type' I don't think I would get very far. Tall, dark, green eyes, plays a musical instrument and has tattoos. I haven't found my 'type' up until now and probably won't! (However, if someone does find him and he is nice and funny send him my way!) But seriously, get the image of having a 'type' out your head. Just because his skin is lighter than you like and his eyes are brown not green doesn't mean he won't rock your world, he probably will!
4) Don't let your hornyness chose for you! Sometimes I see a guy and think 'phwoarrrr he would get it!' (Yes, I am vulgar, I know!) But, thats all he would get. When your vajayjay does the talking it is most likely that you want that guy just for a shag. It is usually the ones you think "I'm not sure if he would get it" that actually give it better and are better partner material. Boys, same for you, don't place too much credibility in your cock's ability to chose your next girl.
 In life there is no right cookie but you just have to pick a cookie and take a bite ;)
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Lots of love..
Little Miss V..x

Monday, 8 April 2013

The Morning After

Have you ever woken up in the morning, given a stretch to find you have slapped someone in the face? Yeah, I'm sure a lot of you have. You jolt up wondering what stranger has made it into your room in the middle of the night. Then you remember your night of excessive drinking and dancing on a bar and that explains the stranger in your bed.

It shouldn't be unexpected though. When the stranger from the bar makes it back to your bed, you know you were asking for it. You purposely shaved your legs and vagina just knowing you would get laid that night if its the last thing you do!

Ok I'm not saying it always is a stranger, you may have willingly and openly volunteered to take this lovely specimen of man home and treat him well but when you see him there, what do you do?

Do you stare at him? Do you put your head on his chest for a cuddle? Do you give him a nosh to wake him up?

Firstly do not jump up screaming, you won't have a heart attack yourself but you will probably give him one too.
He's been inside of you for probably a good few hours and made you cum at least once, don't kill the poor sod!

Don't stare. If he wakes up to find you staring at him he will freak thinking you are that stalker bitch kind of girl.

Assess the situation, have you woken up and thought FUCK MY LIFE I HATE MY BEER GOGGLES?! If so try and make him leave but in a nice way. Even if your day planned involves nothing but catching up on the Hollyoaks omnibus lying on the couch, make him aware you have places to go and people to see. He will get the hint. But at least have manners and thank him for the orgasm (if he gave you one!)

If you wake up, look over and see this beautiful Adonis that you want to go again for, first things first, go to the toilet and sort your face out, oh and brush your teeth. No one likes morning mouth. When he wakes, offer him breakfast, men love two things in life.. Food and women. So a woman cooking for a man is a major plus In his eyes!

Only give him a morning nosh to wake him up if you want him to stay and you have woken up and his hotness has made you wet between the legs. Then after that it is definitely worth cuddling!

One piece of advice, if you are that drunk try not to go to someone else's bed, I did it once and basically got strangled in the middle of the night as he got a fright. (He made up for it in the morning though!)

I'd love to hear some funny morning after stories from you all.
Woken up with jizz stuck to your face or mascara smudged across your eyes? Get in touch!

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Lots of love

Little Miss V.. x